Lucas. 29. Confirmed Tumblr User and Suspected Human Person. he/they.

 

mortimermcmirestinks:

captain-price-officially:

this is so goddamn well-composited. I’m not kidding even slightly when I say that this is an unbelievably well-made piece of art

accidental-homestuck:

excusemethatsnotcanon:

cleopatraphouse:

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So, obviously this position is more-or-less impossible to reach accidently, but something about it is so compelling to me. The pawns are ostensibly attacking each other, but can’t capture. As a result, the kings are prevented from capturing too. Two equal and opposite opposing forces collide and prevent anything from actually happening.

isn’t this the plot to homestuck

Accidental homestuck post !

nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix:

cipheramnesia:

bodhimcbodeface:

bodhimcbodeface:

I love the term “loanwords” because it implies that you intend to give them back.

*dumps a box full of words on French’s front porch* You never came back for your shit.

Loanwords, loaned to the British Museum so

Would everyone like to know the best thing??? There are two types of borrowed word - loan words and calques. Loan words are words taken directly from the language i.e. tattoo, sushi, guillotine. Calques are words literally translated from the language before being borrowed i.e. beer garden, scapegoat, killer whale (incorrectly calqued, the original actually means whale killer which is a whole other post).

Did anyone notice the fun thing?

Loan word is a calque (German lehnwort lit. Loan+word) and calque is a loan word (French calque - tracing or imitation). Have a good day!

transvampireboyfriend:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

ericrmalice:

wildflower182:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

all goofing aside I genuinely don’t understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene™ is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you’re willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I’m not even saying you can’t enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

yes that is indeed why she’s on the list of famous women who like women

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed “um actually most of these people are bi or pan” did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I’m going to kill you.

#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.

the icon is because of this post

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of “yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all’s only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???”

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

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dailyquests:

  • Craft one unit each of Wigan Kebab and Smack Barm Pey Wet.

Evidence against the argument that Superman’s disguise wouldn’t fool anyone:

syntaxaero:

adventurecomics:

  • Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fucking drag queen.
  • Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest.
  • Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall.
  • Christopher Reeve use to go to a restaurant in costume when filming Superman. When he went in the Superman costume he was mobbed by people all the time. When he went in the Clark Kent costume no one realized he was Christopher Reeve.

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